Funny Facebook Status.

Facebook status updates.
Funny ones only of course.

1. Katie: thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

2. Joe : have you realized that the symbol "lol" looks alot like a drowning guy? i bet he's not laughing out loud.

3. Paulie : Dont you find it funny that after Monday ( M ) , Tuesday ( T ), the rest of the week says WTF?

4. Katie :Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

5.Dave :I've always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.

6.Dave Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"

7.Krissy : No one wished me happy birthday today, which isnt really that surprising, since it isnt my birthday.

8.Lucia : What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when i get tired, I put the mirror down.

9.Tina : Why is it when people ask you ' What are the three things you would bring with you a deserted island?" no one ever replies , " A BOAT "

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Tonight I actually did not stay up watching online television.
I actually stayed up applying for jobs for the first time ever.
I took forever with each bank, I dont know how people do it.
But you know what?
You do what you need to do.

Goodnight, I am gg to kick ass and lose weight.
Ive been fat ( ter )
But i want to eat strawberry tart tomorrow.
after gym that is.

xx.