Epitome of beauty.

Husbands for sale!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch ….. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.


‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.



‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:




Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.




She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:




Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

HAHAHAH remainder to self , freaking stay on the 5th level.


Note to self : Work In Progress still.
By the way I think I am half delusional that I am not gaining weight, I think I am. I sleep at ridiculous hours like such at 5am, even though I eat just a meal , dinner. But I am usually out in the night and guess what? eating supper. fcuk, need to stop eating so much! And Seriously work out before I leave on a jet plane. ): I want to look awesome, so mandy do not procrastinate no more and just go run!!!!!!!!
And , keep more time for yourself, need rejuvenating self upgrading time.

And mandy had a minor okay correction, relatively heated argument with her daddy today. But oh well, at least I managed to walk off and do not more damage then I usually would. We are too similar to be placed in a place for too long without friction to occur. But Im cool just we rarely fight anymore, guess this is one of those times yeah?

(:

I want a Chanel 2.55 lambskin Jumbo Flap bag.




on hindsight, i think as depressed as I was after watching 2012 , I think if we look around , it really is the simple things that makes life counts. As much as this father's love for his son, would possibly gives us Hope.

xoxo mandy.