Once every month, it's almost like how it was. But the difference being, im no longer bitter. It should have been worse this time round. but its almost not such a big deal, perhaps only because you made it a mess. I have past to forgive part, just want to make peace. Grow up would you. Anyways , i worked at the singtel event for like 2 days. Im tired , but got sweet young thang aye, with braces somemore. Then i realize, im getting old!
But besides, Im happy I found a new funny friend okay not so new already, been like weeks. But funny hahaha.
Looking the utmost nerdy i can ever get, in slacks , comfortable and right smack in the middle of my bed. Little snacks and water right just within a reach and happily letting my imagination run with my book. (:
Funny random stuffs.
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." ( must do it one day! )
Staple pages in the middle of the page.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." ( just imagine it in your head, lol! )
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Ask people what gender they are. ( i laughed so hard! )
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." ( what a way to fit in.. haha )
One of life's simplest joy , enjoying a cup of tea with a little snack , at your favorite cafe. Under the shades and breathing in the fresh air.
cute aye heehee
Someone keeps calling me Precocious kid. Tsk tsk. Anyways, I am extremely happy , and Melody HUANG BAO ER , knows why. 2 hours 49 mins 32 seconds. 1 hour 50 mins 33 seconds. Goodness me, it is the world record isnt it? Tsk tsk, anyways! Ive gotta be up for my gym class at 9am! Am going to sleep, at least sort of try to!
Ah... The simplest things, that makes you smile. (:
btw!
"Never make someone a priority in your life when you are only an option in theirs." (: xoxo, mandy.
Anyways on this day headed to myg dinner at novotel. Had good food and gibberish through conversations and giggles with melody showing me some darn funny obscene avatar parody video on youtube. Anyways afterward, super long jam trying to get out, think it was a indian festival or something. So jam all the way to zouk. So when we got there quite late already, persuade lionel chew to enter and then we hang out a bit outside and waited for mitchy to come. chill out with justin marc ben all then afterwards entered zouk. Gareth Emery was spinning, awesome stuff he. Btw, it was Alaric's 22nd birthday too. I was tired though in those sexy purple heels of mine hahaha. Okay, I was so trying to show off my heels. Anyways! partied and headed home earlier.
By the way, I havent been doing much, beside cny , food, gatherings. Ive been staying over at sherry's for like 3 days and finishing 10 awesome movies. Okay, hahaha some were kinda weird. Catch up loads and tried to call lizzypoo for three days without much success because of the time difference. But she knows we loooove her plus we baked! Hahahaha i'll talk about that more another day, but it was super funny .And her family is like awwwweeesome to me, we played Pictionary too, it was hilarious to see the drawings. heehee, Oh well, plus ive been going to the gym like at least twice a week for the past two weeks. I have now, officially ,turned into a boring person. But I'm enjoying my boxing classes a ton, okay two tons! hahaha besides that, I start school again tomorrow, its depressing. I can get used to just reading and gymming and movie-ing and sleeping and eating and oh well, you know what I mean.
Okay! Dinner time. Lotsa love, mandy.
Talks of the past, present & future. Which do you think is the scariest of all? Which is the most important?
The Past , where you know holds secretly everything you wish to hide forever , or maybe show if off to the world? But, it is in the past right? Should it matter? Will it matter?
The Present , everyone talks about cherishing the present, holding onto the precious time we have, but how many of us ever , value the present the way it should be appreciated? We always talk about regrets dont we? We always talk about the What ifs , but should that be in the Past? Because arent we neglecting the Present?
The Future , mankind has been searching for means and ways to look into the future since forever. It seems as though its an inbuild thing we have, always trying to figure out , to predict the outcome or what will it be like 2, maybe 10 years down the road. But whats the reason behind it? So we can feel more assured that we are present in that future? That we are better off? We always wonder, we wonder and we try to seek for answers. But what we do is , we waste Time, because how the future turns out, always just boils down to two things, Us making a certain Choice and God. It is never, easy , making the right choice. What seems right isnt always correct.
"We spend our whole lives worrying about the future, planning for the future, trying to predict the future, as if figuring it out will cushion the blow. But the future is always changing. The future is the home of our deepest fears and wildest hopes. But one thing is certain when it finally reveals itself. The future is never the way we imagined it." Meredith. Oh well, today I went to church with my moo's family for the first time in the longest period. Weird of course but I enjoyed myself. I mean, I always love God. Present tense, mind you. Anyways, will try to keep it up.
Once every month, it's almost like how it was. But the difference being, im no longer bitter. It should have been worse this time round. but its almost not such a big deal, perhaps only because you made it a mess.
