Epitome of beauty.

Husbands for sale!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch ….. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.


‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.



‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:




Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.




She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:




Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

HAHAHAH remainder to self , freaking stay on the 5th level.


Note to self : Work In Progress still.
By the way I think I am half delusional that I am not gaining weight, I think I am. I sleep at ridiculous hours like such at 5am, even though I eat just a meal , dinner. But I am usually out in the night and guess what? eating supper. fcuk, need to stop eating so much! And Seriously work out before I leave on a jet plane. ): I want to look awesome, so mandy do not procrastinate no more and just go run!!!!!!!!
And , keep more time for yourself, need rejuvenating self upgrading time.

And mandy had a minor okay correction, relatively heated argument with her daddy today. But oh well, at least I managed to walk off and do not more damage then I usually would. We are too similar to be placed in a place for too long without friction to occur. But Im cool just we rarely fight anymore, guess this is one of those times yeah?

(:

I want a Chanel 2.55 lambskin Jumbo Flap bag.




on hindsight, i think as depressed as I was after watching 2012 , I think if we look around , it really is the simple things that makes life counts. As much as this father's love for his son, would possibly gives us Hope.

xoxo mandy.

Starstuk.

No, I do not smoke all the time. just perhaps once in a couple of weeks? tsk.


Time passes insanely fast! And I am soooo lazy to blog, I really should find a day to sit down at my beloved starbucks and just do nothing with my lappie. And I should go to borders, it misses me.

But lately I am having alot of fun too , but I sleep at unearthly hours and I wake up at unearthly hours. I am gonna try , try really hard to change that by setting my alarm clock at 1pm. hehehee, I usually wake up at 6pm okay? (:

Anyways hope everyone's having a goooood time.
Ps: I miss MISS SHERILYN LIM.

xoxo.



Nice legs, Daisy Dukes,
Makes a man go (whistles)
That's the way they all come through like (whistles)
Low-cut, see-through shirts that make ya (whistles)
That's the way she come through like (whistles)

Cause I just set them up
Just set them up
Just set them up to knock them down
just set them up
Just set them up
Just set them up to knock them down

I think I should know how to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints out
Now, L-o-v-e is just another word I never learned to pronouce.

Mind cafe night.

High and low,
here we go.
all around,
merry goes,
shouting loudly
here I come.

Oh, the game of Hide and Seek,
anxiety of reds tangled with seemingly endless threads.
& I am still waiting to be found, patient'ly.

xoxo, mandy.

Taio Cruz - break your heart.

Woah Woah
Now listen to me baby
Before i love and leave you
They call me heart breaker
I don't wanna decieve you
If you fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I'mma tear you apart
Told you from the start,
baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart.

Everyone knows that the harder you get to possess a thing, only makes it much forbidden
and so so so much more tempting.
ten thousands wall will come tumbling down when the mo comes.

xoxo, mandy.

Have you heard about her?

http://cuteandcuter.tumblr.com
One of my all time fav blog links.


(: Anyways MY EXAMS ARE OFFICIALLY OVER, finito like what marsh says. [: Happy me, happy happppppppy me. So now, onto my list of things that i must before I go Aussie in 3 weeks. So many lovelies to meet up that I have missed so much, with so many exciting plans are in order. Life, is always tough, but because of these special twinkle munchkins people , they make it all together worth while. So cheers to all, and now i shall retire with how I met your mother streaming (:


Update 1 : One fine friday night, 4 little monkeys and 1 hot chick decided to go to serene centre to study. Half way through at 1am , we de toured because nizam decided that we all deserved a break and we should grab a beer. So off we went , met at greenwood but cafe iguana was closed. So off to sixth avenue and no it's all closed. then we were like, is it that hard to find a bar that opens till late on a friday night? apparently so! So off we headed to holland v, scout ourselves a good pub and make merry. We drank we laugh we talk about our holiday plans and we laugh somemore. Good night spent, one of the best detours ever. Then we felt horribly guilty for not studying and reaching serene centre at 3ish am. So we decide that we were gonna camp till 7am to make sure we make up the time.

So here's the thing, I happen to think that , the awesome night is over. But, me being me, was wrong. So before we sat down to study, I decided to go to the washroom first. So zam accompanied me, the route to the washroom is insanely dark and eerie. He said he was gonna wait for me outside when hes done, off we go. Then I was done pretty fast so I went outside to wait for zam. So then after like 5 seconds, this machine operated toy that kids sits on you know? those sorta moving thingy , started moving with the music playing. I freaked out , moreover alcohol induced. And I started calling out zam's name and like said , seriously is this happening! Then i heard some whistle. And I started running. Then nizam came ouut, and me being me, didnt realized that that idiot was part of the plan too. I kept telling him that the stupid machine is moving on its own and i was like slightly tearing. Guess what? Two idiots, Ian ortega and Alex came laughing running down the stairs .

I wanted to kill all three of them. So annoying, but whatever, one of the best scares ever. Horrible people though. Irritating. But i love them. sheesh! Anyways onto my How I met your mother! (; Blog properly soon, so many things to share ! heheehehe.


N dey say, they all come and go. But no, that doesn't happen in my world. Then again, wait. It does. Inevitable , that's life you say? That time and things changes? I say no , it's a choice, they choose to drift apart , even the best mates in the world would go and leave u. Toughen up mandy , even if it hurts to know , and admit that it's just Life.


" Life is complicated, but those who loves you properly, will always be there for you. - Marsh "

xoxo, mandy.

How good?
awesomely good
too wuzzy to talk.

xoxox.

You got your popstar, I'll be your rockstar
When it's a suicide, you call it superstar
Check out the forecast, predictions wont stop
You get your fifteen, and then they take the spot

Lets go, lets go
And then you're ready to go
Lets go lets go
Cause it's the end of the show
Lets go lets go
So just get ready to go
Lets go lets go
Lets go lets go

Hello world, ready to party with us? In 18 hours we'll be done , done!

I am ridiculously happy, but I worked hard so I deserve to savor every moment of my holidays.

Lets go lets go!

xoxo mandy.